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T H E T R IB U N E T U R N E R . OREGON left side of the pulpit The bride» p- maids wets to gather I s th* primary room. Just Inslds tbe main entrance. Helen decided that when ell the Invited guceia set slieully welting within the church, she, with her fa ther, would walk quietly across the B y C E O R i .K D O tU K Y , T h D . I L D Intervening S|iace from parsonage to church— such a very little way— and while Elleu took l tin on around to Some People A re Born W ith tho pulpit room ou tbe right of tho Gills altar, she would Join her attendant* K NO longer tell friend* from In the primary department For hilly a week, although hut ten enemies by smell; hut we ofietu days had elapsed slue# the forging of pick them by life shape of their noao. the first link that was to grow Into Man's nose Is not so striking as the an endless chain of silver dimes. G in elephant's, or w e ll ilia long-nosed ger had dogged the step# of lb# post monkey's, hut It features hit flic» and man. la one of his tuoat human and super “ Letter for me? Tttero'a not? That's fluous elements. As It la ■ new acqui funny.* sition, It begun with mammals. It ap But on the very day before the pear* lute In felal Ilf* and develops wedding, as though to fill her cup to fully only after birth, its almp* and utter overflowing, the postman deliv slse are hereditary and are distin ered three letter* addressed to B. guishing trails of rac* Hut It hat Tolliver, all In strange handwriting. no uioro to do with brain power than “ Well, (h a ts funuy," stammered the haudkerehlef that wipes IL As th* olfactory nerves alone are Ginger, and held ont a trembling hand, and with the guilty consciousness of connected with the hemispheres of th* the evil dour, sure the very pout mas human bniln. It Is Inferred that the must he suspicious of such a sudden brain Itself arose In connection with burst of correspondence, she added. the sense of smell; the original bruin Bunch of ads. I suppose." She was wns a smelling orgnn. In ninminnts generally, the amell so excited that she fell off the ladder three times before ahe finally got her sense Is the moat highly developed of self— and the three letters— Into the all senses. In monkeys. It lias already attic studio under the dormer-window. begun to dlinlulsh. Some mammals She was trembling nervously. Her have live pairs of ridges supporting chilly fingers tore uselessly st the the olfactory organs; some hoofed an stiff paper, she had It open ai last, a imals linve eight; npea nstmlly have dime rolled out upon the floor. 8h# three. Man bus from two to flva pairs. selted and kissed IL Th e none In the human embryo Is at •Tou'ne my nest egg.“ she whl* pored, “you're my lucky piece, you're first a pair of pits or pockets In the what soma dumb farmer would call skin— the condition In fishes. The ex ternal nose appear* much later. pay d ir t " The ear also begins as a pocket, She oiiened the other letter*, three dimes resulting. A sort of atlllneaa In the first gilt cleft. This sinks Into the head until Ita outer tqieiilng Is came over her. She sat. huddled Into a small hunch on the old atool closed hy the tynpnnuui or eardrum. and rend the letter»— pleasant letter*, A rare anomuly la an Individual with sympathetic. “ It la a Joy to help In two, or even three, external ear open such good work,* "God blea* the ings; these represent the second and th irl gill.cleft*. In some fishes the cause." “ Pleasure to *<1<1 my mite." "Tb e darlings." said Ginger. “Th # oiienlug remain*; their eur la pri dear, aweet generous. Christian marily a balancing organ. Our equilib souls* Ginger had a significant habit rium sense organ Is ulso located In of Judging one's Christianity, not by the Inner ear; If our semilunar canals his thoughts but by hi* contributions are destroyed, we cannot hill mice our Three dimes to her lepresented three selves. We turn our bead toward sound* devout Christians Very still ahe sat on the old stool, very quiet, envehqied or cup our hands behind our ears; In a sweet and grateful gladneaa Her our ancestors turned their ear*. O ur eyes are com|Miuud and are mind leaped swiftly on. to expenstv# curative treatments for her father, made up of the same three parts lliat oew rich furnlfuro to replace their are found In fishes' eyes. First, a threadbare ahahhlness coal and steak ■ cluster of skin evils dig In to form | the lens; skin grows over this, lie- ■nd chickens— She kissed the letters, one after tha come* transparent, and forms the other, and crumpled them In her hand, cornea. Next, a growth from the neu ral tube reaches nut and ends In a to he hum »d. "Little 'vhlte angel».' she called ten cup around the lens. This cup be comes the retina; the slutk which derly. Then sbe cast about for a proper ro- Joins cup with tube, the optic nerve, ceptable for thla Incipient fortune. fells from the middle gt in layer now Three dimes of themselves did not enter the cup and form the transpar require much treasuring, hut tho ent matter of tbe eyeball. Tbe mid highly Imaginative eyes of Ellen T o lli dle layer also suppllea skin structure; ver looked already npon the thousands It la subject to the horny change of and thonsands In neat little stacks old age. Hence "cataract“ of the eye; that were to corns In another part the lens has become covered with a scale. of the attic she ferreted out an old The Asiatic'* eye Is not oblique. The doll’s trunk, very dusty, very shabby, hut stout, well made, with a strongly "*!lf* apjienrnnce Is due to the low hinged top. and best of all. with the nasal bridge supporting the upper lid ; the lid thus folds and appears •‘Mon old lock still Intact and tbe key dangling from a string. Within IL golian.’’ Thla “oblique" eye I* not un common In white children at b irth ; side by aids ahe laid the three dimes, when the bridge develops alowly It and tamed the key tr. the rusty old niny persist for months, even Into lock. Then she moved everything adult life. else off ber desk, and directly In the Tbe tears which wash our eye*— middle of It she placed the trunk, otherwise as dirty as our fare*— come royally alons The key she thmai un from lachrymal glands In the tipi>er concernedly Into the table drawer. outer corner of each eye. Some have She was oot afraid of thieves additional tear glands at the sides of Her sigh was a great and glnd one. the eyes, as have reptile*. “At last fortune smiles npon tbe p a r O nr skin Is a double structure. Tbe sonage. and all the Tolllvera In IL " outside, or epidermis. Is ectoderm; the ahe whispered Joyously. “ Perhaps not Inside, or dermis. Is derived from tbe much of a smile so far— Just a little mesoderm. Tbe fetal skin at first Is giggle, hut a nice little giggle. The translucent and not unlike that of poor little church mice are going to fishes. During the third month, the surprise folks one of these days" epidermis begins to become horny, as She wished greatly to fell her sis It Is In adult life. It Is significant ter* of this sndden turn In the tide that If we lose a third of our akin by of the family fortune, hut ihaf little fire, add. boiling liquid, or flaying, Inner monitor, which Ginger most on we lose our life. scrlpturslly called a bunch, warned Color of akin la an Inherited trait her against thla confidence, and ahe and 1* due to grains of brown or yel hurled herself and her seething emo low-red pigment In the dermis. Entire tions as well as ahe could In pinna absence of pigment In skin. hair, and for the following day. eyes Is a developmental defect and Long before the high boor of noon results In nlblnos. Albinism Is an In on Helen’s wpddlng day. she was herited trait and Is found In mnny animals. White blackbirds are ns daintily arrayed In her blue orxnndle pirouetting up and down the hall from common ns white black men. I’lg- room to room, hurrying everybody, menf la probably due to secretion of criticizing the general appearance of an endocrine gland. her slaters, ofierlng endless pert tag. T o form a better grasping surfnee. gcations, and always Inciting them to the skin of man’s, monkeys’, and mnny greater haste. ether mnmmnla’ handa and feet la iT O RB CO N TIN UED? thrown Into minute ridges, especially prominent on the finger tl|i*. These ridges form lo o p « , spiral*, and nrrltes. I In no two Individuals on earth do WHY WE BEHAVE LIKE HUMAN BEINGS W Cold In Head* Chest or Throat? Ethel Hueston Illu stra tio n * by UB M ustards well into your chest R I r w in M yers . and throat — aim oat inttanrlv you feel easier. Repeat tha Muiterote-njh ones an hour fo r fiv e hours . . . «hat a glorious relicfl Those good old-fashioned n i l re me» dice—oil of mustard, menthol, camphor —an mixed with other valuable ingre dients in Musterole. It penetrate* and stimulates blood circulation and helps to draw out infec tion and pain. Used by millions for 10 years. Recommended by many doctor* and nurses. Keep Musterole handy- jars, tube*. All druggists. To M others— M usterole is also m ode in m ilder fo rm fo r babies a n d sm all children. A sh fo r Chit» d ren 's M usterole, Kill Hats W ith o u t Poison M N o w f itermlaafar t h a t r t Nfa L iv e s t o c k , P o u l t r y , , C a ts , o r •tress Bobyr C h ic k s C -R -O c#n be u*ed ab o u t th* hom e,barn o r poultry F#rxi w ith absolute safety as it contain* n o d s a d ly p a to a a s K-R-O is m ade o f Squill, as recom mended b y U . S. D ept, o f A griculture, undet the Cotmable process which insures m axim um strength. Tw o cans killed 57S ra ts a t Arkansas Btate F arm . H undreds o f o th e r testim onials. Said on ■ M o n e y-B a ck C a n ra a te e . I n s i s t upon K-R-O . th e original Squill ex ter m in a to r . A ll druggists, 75c. Large s i r e (four t-mes a a m uch) $2.00. 1 Oirect if d ealer cannot supply r o a . K - R - O C o ., S p n n f f i c l d . O . n jl i H ì dSta K IL L S -R A T S -O N L Y P A R K E R 'S H A IR B A L S A M isDsiutrmtf S ti’fv H sirF aàlliìe B annt 7 to G ray so d Faded H ah •oc. and lin a i I TmnnstA Hlsrrx 'Tvctn W U 1'avh Y T FLORESTON SHAMPOO-lde»l for cm is ecxmeetioa with P u t r r 'i B air Balaam. M ake, the hair soft and flogr. K> cerna by mail or a t drae- ciata ifiacox Chemical Work*, Patcboyna, S . 1 . I d condemning the vanity ot worn en, men complain of the fire they themselves have kindled.— I.lngree. Coast to Coast good Grocers sell and recommend Russ Ball Blue. Bettei value than any other.— Adv. Milk Is good, and water Is good; bnt that doesn't mean that the milk pail should be set under the pnmp. NERVOUSNESS If r o a r a e rre s are Jum py s a d every nolss or irreg u larity an n o y s y on YOU N E E D K O fiX IQ 'B N E R V IN E . This sorW -fam oua. triad a n d u s te d m s ih ris a i a id has •ueceatfully proved its x rra t bena- Orial worth la lb » tre a tta e o t of ¿toe?)-#»» M k N s r r o m Indigestioo and N ervyus irrtta b im y . AgBoeitm Ail O ver th e W a t t A T ALL D R I G S T O R E S C anorous F R E E P a n pie B o ttle Sen t oc R equest I s m I I M e d ic in e Co D epe. W « IM S No. W ells S t. wasrly Pastor alg'a Nervine'* K O E N I G ’S N E R V IN E Weak After Operation “About five months following an operation tor appendicitis I did not gain strength enough to be up and about. My mother and sister advised me to take Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com pound. I have taken five bottles and it has helped me to get strong so I can do my own housework now. I have recom mended it to several friends who have been weak and run down.”—M n. Oscar Ottum, Box 474,Thief River FaUs, M ina Lydia E, Pinkliam 's Vegetable Compound lidie F. Ptnkhim Mei! f„ linn. \ t« . 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C o STO RY FRO M TH t STA RT I d (h a u s u a ll y q u la t h o m a oi R a v H r T o l liv e r o f K« n 1 r h r u s h lo w s , h i t m o th e r Ira s < la u ith (# r» H e le n , M iria m a n d C lle n — *0»n- g e r t h l l i " —« r a buajr '“g r o o m i n g ' t h a l r a la ta r M a r jo r y fo r p a r t i c i p a tio n In th a " b e a u t y p a g e a n t " th a t e v e n in g W ith K ddv J a c k * son. p ro s p e ro u s y o u n g fa rm e r h e r a a 'o r t , M a r jo r y le a v e s fo r th a a n tic ip a te d triu m p h O v e r w o r k h a s a f f e c te d Mr T o lliv e r* # a y e s to (h a p o in t o f t h r e a t e n e d b lin d n e s s G in g e r h a s t r i e d in m a n y w a y s t o a d d to th e f a m llv 'a • le n d e r In c o m e , b u t a h a Is n e t d is c o u r a g e d M a r jo r y a rlo a th a b e a u t y p ris e , 150 00 S h e g iv e s t h e m o n e y to h e r f a t h e r a a p a r t o f th a e x p e n s e n e c e s s a r y f o r th a t r e a t m e n t o f M e a y e s by C h ic a g o s p e c ia lis ts . M r T o l liv e r le a v e s f o r C h ic a g o with Miriam G in g e r m e e ts A le x a n d e r M u rd o c k Mr. T o l liv e r returns, th a d o c t o r s g i v in g h im l i t t l e h o p e C H A PTER IV— C ontinued “ And everybody who buy* one. wtll •ell rour more— " “ And It all started from one. One. •Ingle, solitary, little one.” Tbe girls talked on and j o . B ui G inger drew herself «way from them sat enwrapi>ed I d impenetrable ¿bought She remembered the old chain let ter*. They Dad come with some fre queue} a few years ago. prayers fot almost everything fot tbe sick for foreign missions, for prohibition fot fundamentalism, for the second com Ing of the l.nrd. for the reiease of anarchistic prisoners condemned to death— “ Aod everybody sends It on to so many more, and every one of them semis It to so many more, and they send it— " Ginger got up suddenly and weal out of the room She walked dizzily Sbe went upstairs, got tbe short lad der from tne linen closet, and Dal a need It against tbe wall under the trapdoor. She noticed that ner hands trembled. But sbe cUmhed carefully — tbe ladder was old— pushed op the trapdoor, and pulled herself through the opening. From fcrce of habit, for ■be was not then thinking of trap doors. she locked it behind her. and made her way carefully over the beams to her san ruary under the dormer window There she sal down heavily, to think She thought, and thought, and thought, until .ier bright eyes were so wide, so bright, so blue, that of a sudden they seemed to hurt her. and she shut them bard Rer two ■mall bands were gripped so tightly with fingers Interlaced so closely, that suddenly she knew they were throb blng with pain, half paralyzed, so that she had to work them apart, alowly. a finger at a time. But sbe did not ■top thinking. “t ’haln letter— on and on— all over tbe world— thousands and thousands— and nobody dares to stop because no body would dare to break the chain— for tbe blind— a home for tbe blind— on and on and on." Suilenly Ginger burst Into low nervous laughter, and laughed and cried and twisted ber little handa. and rocked back and forth on the stool In an ecstasy. “Oh, oh, how heavenly, how perfect ly heavenly I I never could have tboogbt of such a brilliant thing. Oh. as father says. 1 see ilte band of the Lord In this!” She pulled tbe stool to the low table which tbe used as a desk, and sealed bersell wilb a professional brlaknea* indicative oi tbe oneness ot purpose which prompted her Selecting three pencil* from a large number In the drawer she sharpened them briskly Then sbe drew her pad of paper toward ber. and opened It. Then she studied intently, chewing ber pencil. She wrote a nasty line and quickly scratched It out. Again ahe wrote, again sbe frownlngiy ills carded i t Several time* she re peated this painful proa-eea. bul at last, as so often happens persistent effort brought Inspiration, and sbe wrote fluently, without a pause for thought “Our parsonage home for tne blind is sadly In need of funds to carry on Its noble work Will you oot con tribute Ten Cents to this very worthy cause? And complete the chain ot good vibrations by «ending copies ot this letter 10 three of your friends in whom you have confidence? In this way. this valuable Institution will en large lit circle of friends and wtll he enabled to continue Its cure of tbe un fortunate and needy blind. “ We depend ou you. “ Do oot break the chain. *E. Tolliver, trenaurer. “ Red Thrush. Iowa." Ginger was greatly pleaaed with the formal tone of this letter. She knew very well that If she received such an appeal, she would contrihuie gladly— If ahe had the money She read It ovet and over, adding a word, omit ting a word, substituting a word, until tbe flnal version seemed Impossible of Improvement. The question to whom th* letter •hould be sent was subjected to deep thought. Indeed. It was more than thought, so deep It was. Men. she knew, were more susceptible than Women to personal apiienl — parties larly when the personal appeals come from not unattractive girls Hut worn en were more aii|ierstltlous and would he more relur-nm to bring u|e>n ihem selves the Implied cures that would result from a breaking ot (he chain Women, then. W .N .U . S K R -V ice , Aa tot location, she wu* oot par tlculsr. except that It would be besi to «ta n *1 some distance from Red Thrush. Methodist Interests are closet ly allied In neighboring towns, and she realised tbs Importance of pro tectlng the family name Now Ginger herself was deeply enamored of the chain letter idea, ro her It smacked absolutely ot tbe hand of i'rovldence. Rut one could uever know Just bow fathers and older »Isters would react to things, hence ahe readied It would he the part of dlseretlon to avoid questions whose answers could oot be evaded Ginger's unfailing resource In an emergency was the daily pres* She got the last Issue of the Hurling ton llawkeye. and studied Its col utnna Now. theoretically, a chain should start from » single link, but she was not willing to trust the foundation ot her fortunes to one small dime which might not be forth coming. She decided upon three ns a fair atart. “Three links are better than one." sbe said thoughtfully. “ And If It starts three chains, so much tbe better." When ever she came to the name ot a woman mentioned prominently, she put her finger no the place, cloned her eyes, and tried ro get a vibration about I t Finally the three letter* were written, enrlnsec In envelopes, addressed, and Ginger took them at once to tbe comer mall box. and put them In “ Ah." sbe breathed ecstatically, as she fumed back toward the parsonage Her heart was as light a* the wings of a butterfly. It seemed to .-arty her home. Already the old hoose looked a new place ro her. a rosy place, bright with flowers, fresh paint, new fund tore. Thousands npon thousands Helen herself had said IL Thousand* upon thousands— “Oh. I wish I had asked .or quar ters." she thought. “ Such ■ very good cause, nobody could begrudge IL " • • • • • • • Had It not been for the pleasurable excitement attendant npon Helen's wedding. Gtngei felt she conld not possibly have endured the strain of the days that followed. Her confl leave In the onfeome of her chain let ter home-for-the-hllnd was absolute Winters might come, with their con sequent coal and coat hills daugh rers might go. with their petty love affairs bur Ginger Ella and the chain letter would go on for ever. Plans for the we<!dfng took prece dence over everything else, for Helen yielding to the argument that for her In this case the way of genuine sacrl lice lay In grarlona acquiescence to lilans already made, proceeded calmly with her arrangements She knew In her heart that ahe wonld have pre ferred a more apparent display of her anaelflahness. She wonld have enjoyed a reai martyrdom. She wonld have been proud to stand gloriously forth, to her father, her slaters. and Red Thrush, giving up her marriage for a year, for ten years, for ever. If need he. Hat she was honest enough to realize that the course of true denial followed another channel Mental rest, the doctors had pre scribed, and that could never he had In the sacrifice of his-daughter's plans The wedding was to he held In the church, with the girls of Helen's Sun day school class, the Rutheans. serv Ing a buffet luncheon In the Sunday school assembly room, the room that wna used for church dinners, socials and the like. Th is luncheon waa to take the place of a home reception The details of the ceremony had been carefully practiced. Horace Langley with Eddy Jackson a» bis best man was to wait I d the small room at the P ecu lia r F itn ess o f T r ee s as N a tio n a l M em o ria ls | ,,lpy mn'“* M"rtly ,h‘‘ "nmr p»“«™. Hence their unique Importance as " A few trees of the millions which people the forests, farms and towns of the United State* have been tin gled out by history t< play famous parts and to stand a» memorials to great events In the life of the coun try. “Symbolizing fully aa well ns tablet or pillar could do, tome sig nificant achievement, these tree* rep resent the peculiar htneaa of tree* aa memorials, and It la specially ap- proprlnte that they should have a hall of fame of their own," any* tbe Forestry Almanac of the American Trpe Association. Some distinguished trees stand ont hy reason of their age, such a* the General Sherman sequoia lo the Sequoia National park of California. Ita age Is reckoned at 4.IJMI years, and It has a diameter of 23 feet and a height of 2fit). Many of the red woods and sequoias are as old or nearly aa old as this one. When Charles Sumner waa aenntor Lack A lo n s D o e s n ’t W in Lock may have Its bearing, but on the whole luck la about evenly divided for and against a man or his success. Often Intelligence can turn luck In one’s favor. In thla connection no truer word* were ever written than those of Ed ward Gibbon when he wrote. “The winds atid the waves are always on the side of the ablest navigators.” Luck may bring a young writer ro the attention of a publisher, hut lin k alone could not tie res|«in*ilile for the mHny successful hooks of Kipling Dicke'is. or Wells.— Th lrft Magazine from Massachusetts he aent to th# czar of Runala an acorn from a tree near the tomb of Washington nt Mount Vernon. This acorn grew to an oak In the palace ground« In 8L Peters burg, and an acorn from It waa planted In the White House grounds In Washington In 1004 am] Is now a prosperous young tree. F ifty -F if ty The well-known Irish comedian. Talbot Farrell, tells the story of a typical ’’bull” perpetrated by one of his countrymen. A small touring company waa play ing to rather meager audiences In a remote Irish town, and the manager, wishing to find out bow the attend ance at hla show compared with the attendance# at others, asked one of the local Inhabitants how tbe theater was usually patronized. “Oh. not so bad, not so bad," was the reply. "Sometimes It's half full, and aometlmea It's half empty.’’— Pearson's Weekly. I mark* of Identification. At the fourth month, the embryo be gins to show a fine silky hnlr coat or lanugo (down). This begins to be re placed, even before birth, hy a second coat of different character. The lanugo may jierslat as ’’down” on the fnce of girls and women, or even all over the body, ns on the so-called dog- faced people of th* menageries. The Innngo probably represent* ottr adult ancestral rendition. Hot no satisfac tory theory ha* yet been advanced to nrrotini for the fact that man Is ths least hairy of the primates. Hnlr does not grow on our bodies In haphazard fashion, but In lines and sets of three, four, or five, each set being the hairs flint grew beneath one scale of our reptilian ancestors. hr O e n rir# A. D o n w jt.) Sea wacd M ad# U s e fu l Nnvn Scotia eel grass, a stringy sea weed said to lie vermin proof and fire proof, Is woven Into mats for use In l.ondon office buildings and nndl torlmna because of Its sound absorb Ing qualities. O n ly O n » B ir d C o n d e m n e d Shrubs Guarded by Law T o protect desert holly, Joshua trees and other growth# of the deserts, Cal ifornia and Nevada recently have passed laws making It a misdemeanor to dig up, destroy or pick Hie flowers of some varieties of plants that grow In the dry places Between Tonnpnh and Las Vegas. In southern Nevada, a wide expanse of desert country, sev eral hundred miles long. Is rslled the West s largest nud most beautiful nat ural flower garden.— Popular Mechan ic* Magazine. Practically all bird* do more good than harm, or no harm at all, hut according to the United States De partment of Agriculture there Is one really bod actor with feather*. Thla Is the hob tailed grni kle of the south eastern United State*. In cre a s e la Speech R e p id lty Short hand reporters lire authority for the statement that In the last 20 years the speech of the average American hns Incrensed ten words per m lm ifo iV e e rf P ain ! Th e man who wouldn't drive Ms motorcar half a mile when it's out of order, will often drive hla brain all day with a head that's throbbing. Such punishment Isn’t very good for one’s nerves! It’s unwise, and it's unnecessary, A tablet or two of Bayer Aspirin will relieve a head ache every time. So, renumber this accepted antidote for pain, and •pare yuurself a lot of needless suf fering. Read the proven direction* and you'll discover many valuable usea for these tablets. For head aches; to check colds. To ease ■ ■ore throat and reduce the Infection. For relieving neuralgic, nouritic, rheumatic {«in. answered that quaation years ago. It la not. Soma folks still wonder if it rsally doro relieve pain. That's settled I For million* of men and «rumen have found it does. To cur» th* cau.«" of any pain you must consult your doctor; but you may always turn to iiayar Aspirin for immediate rslief. People used to wonder If Baysr Aapirut w as harmful. The doctors i n v i : l i / i s p i r i IV Aspiri* U lbs trad* sauk of lU ja r kUaiafaeVera s i M e èie si ».ll«rU «s B 4 D e a d ly R o u n d -U p Artist's Model— Do you do muck The recent fnshlou mandate from rnria that feminine figure* are to be sketching from life? A rtU t— Oh, no, mostly from th* wife plumper than heretofore mused Mayor Walker of New York to remark t A wise man never gueesee that • “ 1 nee where we are due for a hack- woman I* over forty— In her presene» totheglrth movement." u û it e ” d 1 ¿ s , Children hale lo take mediclfiB as a rule, hut every child loves th« taste of Castoria. And this pur« vegetable preparation is just aa good as it tastes; just as bland and harmless as the recipe read*. (T h e wrapper tells you just what Castoria contains.) When llaby 's cry warns o f colic, a few drops of Castoria has him soothed, asleep again in a jiffy. N othing is more valuable in diar rhea. When coated tongue or bad breath tell of constitution, invoke its gentle aid to cleanse and regu late a child's bowels. In colds or children's diseases, use it to keep the system from clogging. Your doctor will tell you Castoria deserves a place In the family medicine cabinet until your child ■ is grow n. He knows it is safe for the tiniest baby . effective for a bo(y iu his teens. With thia special children's remedy handy, you need never risk giving a U>y or girl medicine meant for grown-ups. Castoria is sold in every drug store; the genuine always bears Chas. If Fletcher's signature. T r o u b le s M u s tn 't B e T e a S u r e “ Were you telling your troubles to a policeman?" "No. It's the other way around at present. He was telling tue his." The fellow who saya It cannot bs dona la likely to he Interrupted hj somebody doing IL — 1’n|i|>er'a Weekly Father's only way to win In an argu ment with the family la to holler. Few women ‘ ell ail their accrete Night Life Gets You if You D o n ’ t W atch O u t! War Vet almost takes count, but pals help. OW would you like It if every two weeks you had to giro up your good night's sleep, and work all night instead? Thia is what hap pened to W. H. Huggins of 90 Savannah Street, Rochester, "New York. When he came bark from tha War, ha took a night “shift" job. H “It certainly shot me all to pieces,** ■aid Mr. Huggins. “I waa licked before I started. My pats noticed that the night shift got me, so during a ‘lunch’ period in tha middle of one night ono of them said to me, 'Hug, I bet I know what'a the matter with you. This irregular Ufa gets us all unless we watch out. Why don’t you try NujolT Moat of the boys are onto thla little health triek. Try Itt* “Well, that very night on tha way homa I got a bottle and within a week I felt like a different person. I wouldn’t know myself. You can lick any job, even a night one, if you get the poisons out of your system regularly. Nujol aura did it for me!” That’s tha great thing about Thin kind of m u wing no matter where you put him Nujol. It absorbs tha poisons in your ■yatam (wa all haro them) and cleans them out regularly. It cannot hurt you no matter how long you taka it, and It forma no habit. Nujol contains no medicinal or drugs. It la simply tha world's moat famous method of bodily lubrication. You can get • bottle at any good drug store, in a sealed package, for lea* than tha coat of a couple of good cigars. Begin today to proro to yourself how Nujol can help you to lick the toughest job and feel bully! The Soap T h at Known and Sold the W orld Around ' r - (u t ic u r a S o a p , F or rtguUr daily toilet use In the home there is nothing better I fhsn Cutlcura Soap. Contshuna the medicinal and sntiteptic properties of Curicurs, it vnothei and heals u well as cleanses the skin. Soap 2?e. Talcum 21e. O intment J it. and } 0 c. MEDICINAL ÄT 0 /LET . * g - “*■»*» * - , Ssmfik tmh fm. A J J m i t "L u tiu irs " D ept. B7. M alden. M aitflth u w tft p u h i t r i